I'm almost reluctant to leave the last prompt! It was just getting good! So feel free to keep adding to it...
Meanwhile...
Here's another one if this is more along your taste...
"For the first 10 years of my life I always imagined myself as a princess. Then, just as I turned 11 I got my first wart and..."
...realized I was at the wrong end of the fairy tale spectrum. My skin didn't turn green, but...
ReplyDeleteI noticed things tended to go wrong whenever I was around. The worse was when...
ReplyDelete...my pony grew feathers and her hooves turned into claws after I saw a picture of a griffon. Now the question was, was I a good witch or a bad witch. Then it happened...
ReplyDeleteI told mom to go away and she did. I don't know where and I've been trying to get her back ever since. My latest...
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