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Monday, June 10, 2013

Story Structure--What Does it Really Mean?

It I asked you what the structure of a good story was...what would you say?

Would you draw me a diagram? Maybe something like this...

Or this...

We've all seen lots of diagrams and heard words like:
  • Three Acts or Beginning, Middle, End
  • Inciting Incident
  • Rising Action
  • Mid-point Reversal
  • Dark Moment
  • Climax
  • Falling Action/Resolution/Denouement
But what in the world does all of that really mean?

What if I showed it to you like this? (I found the following HERE.)

Algis Budrys’s seven point story structure:


  1. a character, 
  2. in a situation,
  3. with a problem, 
  4. who tries repeatedly to solve his problem, 
  5. but repeatedly fails, (usually making the problem worse), 
  6. then, at the climax of the story, makes a final attempt (which might either succeed or fail, depending on the kind of story it is), after which 
  7. the result is “validated” in a way that makes it clear that what we saw was, in fact, the final result. 

Joseph Campbell’s Hero’s Journey:

  1. The hero is confronted with a challenge, 
  2. rejects it, 
  3. but then is forced (or allowed) to accept it. 
  4. He travels on the road of trials, 
  5. gathering powers and allies, and 
  6. confronts evil—only to be defeated. 
  7. This leads to a dark night of the soul, after which 
  8. the hero makes a leap of faith that allows him to 
  9. confront evil again and be victorious. 
  10. Finally, the student becomes the teacher.
Does it make more sense? Is it easier to put your character on one of these tracks?

It was for me. Having the diagram was great, but having a simple list like this was even better. Now I can plug my story idea in and see if I have all the parts of a complete story. Here is where I plugged in The Magic Wakes.

  1. Scientist Talia Zaryn, 
  2. is moving to the city from her nightmares,
  3. where she knows she will meet her death. 
  4. She tries to find proof of the coming invasion and clues to how to defeat the creatures.
  5. But she keeps coming up empty. In the process she attracts the attention of the Royalist who believe she's part of an underground movement to take over the government. 
  6. Talia finally convinces the Royalist Commander that she's not the threat and that she might actually hold the key to saving their world. Shortly thereafter, 
  7. the Dragumon invasion begins and Talia uses her magical talent to focus the energy from thousands of untrained mages in order to defeat the creatures. 

This is the core plot. Of course there are lots of sub-plots and adventures along the way, but this is essentially the main story of book one in my series. There are consequences to #7, but that's an entirely different story. 

Plug in your story idea and see what you come up with. Share if you like, or simply share with us if you learned something new about your story by looking at it differently. 

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Coming This Week

I took the month of May off. Meaning I didn't write a thing!
Shocking I know.

However, last week it was my turn to teach a workshop at my writer's group. What could I teach these amazing women?

I didn't have a clue.

But...

I had a topic I needed to learn more about. As I started looking things up and formulating a plan, great things started to happen. My mind turned back to my stories and how all these little tidbits could make them better. This week I'm going to try and share them with you.

Here's what's coming:

  • Story Structure (what does it REALLY mean?)
  • Short Story Structure (and how it can make your novel better)
  • A Day of Exercise--Photo Prompts
  • Your Short Stories for Critique

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Guest Post: 6 Ways to Maximize Word Count During #JuNoWriMo by Becca Campbell

For my final guest post, I have a post from one of the founders of JuNoWriMo herself, Becca Campbell!

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If you’re one of the participants in JuNoWriMo, writing 50,000 words in 30 days, you know that we're already 8 days in!

I hope your writing is right on track, but if you’re a behind, don’t lose hope yet! There’s still time to pick up that word count and make up whatever ground you still have to cover.

On that note, I’ve got some tips for getting those words in. Let’s face it, there are ways to increase your word count that are not so healthy to have as writerly habits. Included in the list of Worst Ways to Pad Word Count are: copying and pasting a block of text multiple times, adding needles obscenities as adjectives before every noun, have a character repeatedly experience intense déjà vu, omitting hyphens, etc.

Padding Your Word Count – The Good Way

But there are other ways to boost your word count that can actually help you better flesh out your story. I present the following list, as my personal gift to help make your JuNoWriMo as successful as possible.
  • Outline – Did you neglect your prewriting before June? Has your story arc changed since then? If your story’s began to slide down a slope to who-knows-where, now might be a great time to regain some focus. Type your outline in your novel, and suddenly you’ve added both words and direction.
  • Add character descriptions – By now you probably know more about your characters. What they like, what they don’t and who they want to kill at the moment. Writing a character description will help both your clarity of background info and your word count.
  • Write deleted scenes – You know the scenes that won’t make it into the final draft because they don’t advance the plot and the ones that happen before your story begins. But just because they don’t happen in the book doesn’t mean writing them won’t help your story. Sometimes allowing yourself the chance to delve into back story helps to enrich your main story. Remember, you can always delete them (or move them to another file) after JuNoWriMo.
  • Write another point of view – The story is all about your protagonist, which is where most (if not all) of your points of view should be focused. But writing a scene from another point of view might be incredibly eye-opening. You may even spark an idea of something you want to change.
  • Say it another way – Don’t like the last sentence you wrote? Try it again. And again. But don’t bother to erase the mess-ups. They’ll count for you and also give you options when you go back to edit later. You don’t even have to decide which way you want to say it – JuNoWriMo is the perfect opportunity for indecision!
  • Add sub-plots and tangents – When editing your story, you’ll whittle away the fluff and the unnecessary plots that muddle up your main story arc. But it’s JuNoWriMo! This is the time to get out all your excess ideas. Let your characters roam where they want. It’ll only help you get to 50,000 faster.
I hope these ideas help. Now get back to it. Happy writing!

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Thank you Becca! And thank you for bringing us JuNoWriMo.

An avid lover of stories that tiptoe the line between fantasy and reality (even when they plunge off one side or the other), Becca J. Campbell looks for new angles on bridging the gap between the two. She holds a special place in her heart for any story that involves superpowers or time travel. Her passion is defying the limits of her own creativity.

Becca is the author of two New Adult Science Fiction/Romance novels: Foreign Identity and Gateway to Reality, and a series of short stories: Sub-Normal. You can find her at Inspiration for Creation.


Twitter: @beccajcampbell
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Friday, June 7, 2013

Guest post: A Novel in a Month - 5 Tips to Win #JuNoWriMo by Margaret McNellis

Ready for more? Today I've got a guest post from author Margaret McNellis. She gives us her tips on how to successfully write 50,000 words in a month.



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You’ve always wanted to write a novel. Maybe it’s always been your dream, or maybe characters have come to life in your head and won’t give you any semblance of peace until you write them into existence. Regardless of your reason, you’ve decided to push a novel out of your head in all its glory, sort of like Zeus giving brain-birth to a fully grown, fully armored goddess of war and wisdom. Because that’s what you want your novel to be—a symphony of timelessness, armored against the inevitable critics and online heckling that all authors must inevitably endure.

That’s fantastic—but how do you get there? How do you reach that golden 50,000th word that allows you to say, “Yup, I’ve written a novel!” I’m going to share with you 5 tips that will help you cross that finish line—but only if you promise to not be afraid to write badly. Do you promise? Okay, good…then read on.

Write your fantastic novel tip #1:

Don’t just lock away your inner editor. He or she might escape—don’t forget for one second that your inner editor is like a Jedi, and will try to, with a subtle wave of his or her pen, persuade you to provide just one peek at the sentence you just wrote. Before you know it, five hours have passed, your word count has gone from 2,000 down to 20, and you’re ready to tear your hair out. Instead, think of your inner editor like one of your characters. Kill him or her, and you can bring your inner editor back later in some barely believable deus ex machina when you’re ready to revisit your masterpiece-in-the-making.

Write your fantastic novel tip #2:

Never say these words: “I’m too busy to write today.” You have to write every day. Every. Single. Day. The benefit to writing 50,000 words in 30 days is getting into the practice of writing every day. And, you know, you get your Athena of books. Writing a novel in a month is much like schoolwork (though in most cases, more fun) in that it will snowball into an avalanche that will bury you neck deep in snow so that you can survive long enough to feel your body freeze over. Sure, you might have a day where you can punch out 10,000 words, but your wrists will be stiff and sore the next day and you’ll feel like you have a worse hangover than that night on spring break that you swore you would never repeat.

So, even if you only have a 15-minute lunch break, try and write 200 words. It’ll be 200 words more than you had when you woke up that morning. Watching TV and for some reason still suffering through commercials because you’re not DVRing or watching on HBOGo? Write during the commercial breaks. You don’t need the seven cars they’re going to try to sell you, anyway. Keep a notebook and pen, or tablet, or smartphone, on hand so that you can write little snippets whenever you have the chance.

Write your fantastic novel tip #3:

Writer’s block. We all get it; we all hate it. You can find a million exercises to cure writer’s block, most of which don’t actually involve writing. But what will that do for your word count? Chances are, not much. I’ve found that the best thing I can do when writer’s block threatens to kill my word count graph (I don’t like for it to level out, ever) is to write a letter to or from your character. The letter can be mundane. Tell him or her about what you ate for breakfast today and why it was so boring, and how you wish someone would please invent a new breakfast food. Maybe your character, bored with the usual fare, will eat something he or she shouldn’t, and undergo a bout of food poisoning that leads to meeting a wizard and poof! You’re back on track (sort of)—at least you’ll have something to write about. The letter can be angry. You can write about how current politics are frustrating you so much—and this might give you an idea for some political event in your story that might push things forward.

Write your fantastic novel tip #4:

Participate in the community. Not only will you meet other awesome writers, but you’ll also boost your Klout score…because that’s the most important thing, right? (If you’re planning to market your own novel, it can actually be a huge benefit.) Seriously though, by becoming part of a community, you’ll not only have support for those days when writing just seems hard—and trust me, it is hard, which is why not everyone does it—but you’ll also find folks who will keep you on task. Folks who know what you’re going through and so will ask you every day what your word count is, even if you don’t want them to. You might even drum up some friendly competition!

Write your fantastic novel tip #5:

Forgive yourself. Look—you’re writing an entire novel in a month—most of it will be first draft quality or worse. You’ll look back on it and wonder how you can salvage any of it. You’ll look back and say, “This isn’t like Athena at all! She lied! It’s like a puddle of goo with a misshapen helmet!” Forgive yourself. Take a month off and then…remember when I told you to kill off your inner editor? Now it’s time to miraculously bring him or her back to life. Edit, edit, edit. Editing will likely take you longer than it took to write. Forgive yourself for that too, and go and write your masterpiece of a goddess-goo symphony.

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Thanks for the great post, Margaret!! I love the idea of writing a letter to your character. I talk to my characters all the time. For some reason, writing them letters seems less crazy. :)

Connect with Margaret here:

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Guest Post: Writers Momentum by Amanda Fanger

Next in our JuNoWriMo related guest posts, we have Amanda Fanger, talking about the powerful force, Writers Momentum, based on a post she previously published on amandafanger.blogspot.com.
Don't Give Up / 2007 / SML ---

It’s here. JuNoWriMo.

A year ago I had no idea what that even was, but now I’m eagerly participating, counting the words as they add up towards my goal.

One would think that since I’ve known I was going to participate in this fifty thousand-word mad-dash for a year now that I’d be well-prepared. But then, it would be obvious that the one doing the thinking along those lines wouldn’t know me very well.

Actually, knowing myself the way I do, I’m kind of surprised how calmly I’m approaching the guillotine-err… I mean word challenge.

At least, I’m not panic-stricken – gulp – yet.

So, supposedly knowing about what I knew about knowing about this challenge, one may also assume I had came up with a course of action at the beginning of this year, one that would lead me safely to June Novel Writing Month’s doorstep, sound of mind while pursuing my creative writing career.

But as it always does, Life came along and happened. So while things were great most of the time, if I would get overly busy, I would cut back on time spent on my creative writing preparation.

Big mistake.

In his book called @WriMo: A 30-Day Survival Guide for Writers, author Kevin S. Kaiser says it’s a “fatal mistake” to stop pushing ourselves towards our goals. He says that we should never give ourselves a break in our drive for making our dreams a reality.

Think about how hard a writer has to work to even get started. We’ve got to come up with a story idea, figure out the plot points and character arcs, and then fit it all together. To stop in the middle of all that (before we’ve reached “The End”) is to kill our creative drive.

Kaiser points out how much easier it is to keep going once you’ve started and have momentum behind you.

It’s tougher to do anything when you haven’t started yet. 

“The trick is continually and consistently adding ‘push’ to your situation so you can keep momentum,” Kaiser writes. 

I really enjoyed the little bursts of wisdom and encouragement that are provided throughout this book’s pages. Disclaimer: I was given a free copy of this book to review, but that’s not why I’m writing this post (full review of the book can be found on Goodreads here:http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/426869097).

Keeping that last statement from Kaiser in mind, I’ve noticed something about successful people; they all share that common trait. I’m not just talking about writers, but those who have made it despite people all along the way saying they couldn’t do it.

They all push themselves onward.

They don’t “take breaks” from their dreams.

So, if we have stopped pushing ourselves for a bit (*raises a guilty hand*), how do we get back into the game? JuNoWriMo is an excellent time to consider doing something :)

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Raised on a farm and homeschooled, Amanda Fanger has always had a passion for art in the form of music and words. Writing since an early age, she developed a knack for telling stories and started working for her hometown newspaper right out of high school. Several of her articles have won statewide writing contests and she was awarded the Outstanding Young Journalist by the South Dakota Newspaper Association in 2009. She wants to live a life that is pleasing to God and quotes Proverbs 25:11, "An idea well-expressed is like a design of gold, set in silver." You can learn more about Amanda and follow her journey at amandafanger.blogspot.com.

Thank you for being here Amanda!

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Guest Post: Rules for #junowrimo sprints by Eden Mabee

Cafe Office
This week, I am very excited to share guest posts all about JuNoWriMo!! First up, is Eden Mabee, sharing a post she previously published on manyworldsmanyminds.wordpress.com. Take it away, Eden!

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For some of you, June is the beginning of summer vacations and the end of school days (or for those in the southern hemisphere, the exact reverse).

For me, it’s June Novel Writing Month (JuNoWriMo for short).

Last year I got involved with JuNoWriMo because I needed to get more work done on some old NaNoWriMo manuscripts. The people at NaNoWriMo were running camps for two summer months but acceptance of NaNoRebels hadn’t fully sunk in to the NaNo community then.

Well, those of you who know me know I tend to jump in with both feet when I find something I like. Although it was my first year, I went right in and help host sprints (although I wasn’t that active in the site forums). I had a blast! I even ran the CampNaNoWriMo simultaneously, clocking over 122K words for the month in two manuscripts.

I also learned some things. One of these is how to best handle a sprint, not just for the day or the moment. But how to do writing sprints in general…

See, there are a lot of writing sprints out there, especially on Twitter. I like #wordmongering and the #teamsprinty sprints probably best of all because the communities are so close (the iWriteNetwork on Ning is wonderful too, but it involves adding another layer of process that slows down getting to the actual writing more than I like). Thing is, as much as I love these groups, I think they handle the health of the sprinter badly.

This may be a shock to you, but it’s not healthy to sit in one place and just fill pages with words for hours and hours a day. But it’s not just the days of writing. It’s the hours too. In fact… it’s a half hour and less.
Moment of Heaven

So, may I modestly suggest some rules (call them guidelines) that I wish to see more often used during writing sprints, not just for WriMos but in general. (These do not all involve health issues, obviously.)

RULES? I THOUGHT WE JUST HAD TO WRITE
  1. Be prepared! Have playlists ready, have the caffeinated (or alcoholic) drink of choice poured and seasoned to taste, have a small snack available (nuts or something with a bit of protein and fiber and fat in it would be ideal–brain power demands fuel too)–this is not an excuse to just nibble. If all is going well, you’ll be writing too much to get that cup to your lips more than once during the sprint. The snack might end up waiting until your break.
  2. Be prepared mentally! It’s not enough to say have all your shit together. You need to have your head in the game too. Have an idea of where your story will head. Know what characters you are going to write about. Have a visual image of the setting and the situation ready to write. Have notes and pictures that you can look at if you need them. Be ready to dive in at the start of the prompt.
  3. When your sprint-host says to write–Write. Don’t check email; don’t stare at your keyboard–write–even if it’s “I don’t know what Sally is doing now”.
  4. If you don’t know what to write (next time–see rule 2), then ask your sprint-host for a prompt. We have them–lots of them. I like to use visual prompts of pictures and videos, but I also use text prompts. When you get your prompt, follow rule 3.
  5. Stop writing when your sprint-host says the sprint is done. Don’t write through to the next sprint. Sprints are usually spaced with a 5 to 10 min break. This break is for your health and comfort. Get up, move, stretch a little…. go to the bathroom, whatever. Do not just sit and type. The ideas will hold that long.
  6. "LIFE" features prominently
  7. Talk to your sprint-host; yes, we are doing our own stories too, but we like to know what we can do to help make things better. We like feedback, encouragement, even banter. Twitter is supposed to be a social network not just another office.

And of course, I don’t have to make this a rule… Have FUN! Writers write because we love words and stories. If we didn’t, there are enough people who do who could do this work for us. We could just read while sitting on the beach drinking Mai Tais (okay, well, maybe not that). Thing is, writing doesn’t pay that much, not even when you start adding in the best sellers (if one adds in all the writing time before the big break and/or the money and time spent in promotion–well, more than a few are just starting to break even now).

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Thank you for being here Eden! Connect with her here:


Monday, June 3, 2013

Diagnosing Writers' Block

I'm doing JuNoWriMo! At least I think I am. I haven't made much progress yet. And to go along with that, I'll be doing posts this week about how to get the words flowing. Maybe, I'll just learn something. :)



When I was on the panel at YAB fest, a lot of the young writers in attendance asked us how we handled writers' block. The panel members gave some great answers which inspired this post, so I must give some credit for this post to the Out of This World panel.

My main takeaway was that writers' block is a symptom of a problem, not a problem on it's own. So, in order to fix your writers' block, you must know what's causing it. Here are some possibilities:

1) Plot problems

Sometimes I say I have "written myself into a hole". I'm sure you know the feeling, especially if you're a pantser. You get your characters into a situation and you don't know how to get them out of it, at least not gracefully. Or perhaps the plot just begins to languish. This often happens to me in the middle of the book. I know how the book starts, and I know what the climax will entail, but sometimes getting from point A to point B is difficult.

Rx: Go back. I visualize the plot like a maze. If you find yourself at a dead end, you have to retrace your steps and then try a different path. Go back to the last place where the story was working and try again.

Or, skip ahead. If you know how to end the book, but don't know how to get there, just skip ahead and write the part you know. You'll still have to figure out how to get from point A to point B, but working ahead is better than just doing nothing. Once you get your fingers typing, it may spark your inspiration and give you a light bulb moment for the part where you're stuck.

2) Fear

Finishing your book means that you're that much closer to putting yourself out there. Closer to possible rejection (or probable rejection). Disappointment. And so on and so forth.

I deal with this issue a lot, and I don't think I'm alone. There is a reason why a lot of people dream of writing a novel, but never really do it. If you try, then you might fail. And a far off dream of publication can feel a lot warmer than facing reality.

Rx: There is no easy answer, but I think that recognizing your fear makes a big difference. If you decide that you're okay with any possible result, and you want to write anyway, then you know you have what it takes. Just brave through the fear and keep going.

3) General brain stagnation

This may be the garden variety writers' block that people think about. You're just all dried up with no interesting ideas. This one hits me the most between projects. I worry I'll never think of anything clever ever again.

Rx: Remove yourself from your mundane life and mundane concerns.

Listen to music. Exercise. Spend time outdoors. Read books. Nurture your creative spirit and eventually the idea will come. And if all else fails, just start writing, even if your idea seems stupid or cliche. This is where events like JuNo really come in handy. The motto is "just write." It's that simple. Just shut up and do it. Yes, I am talking to you Sharon.

Friday, May 31, 2013

The Wreck

Ah, Friday. Happy Friday.

All week I’ve been starting stories for you to finish in the comments. All the commenting threads are still open, so feel free to go back to any day this week and continue the story. Or, for today…

Melvin regarded the wreck of his former car. Questions crowded his brain.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

OMG!

So, this week I’ve been starting stories, hoping you might finish them for me. In the comments. Feel free to go back to any day this week, or you can jump right in with today’s new story.

“Oh. Em. Gee. Did you just hear what she said?”

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

A Soccer Ball

Here’s today’s story beginning. Play along in the comments, continuing the story. No limit as to how much you write. Just make sure to continue where the story left off with the last commenter.

The soccer ball bounced once. Twice. Then it came to an abrupt stop.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

An Empty Cage

This week on Unicorn Bell we’re writing stories together. Okay, it’s more of that game… What’s that game called? You know the one. I start the story, and you continue it. Anyway, feel free to go back to yesterday’s post and continue with that story. Or, you can jump in with today’s new beginning…

They stood around, mouths agape. No one should have been able to escape that cage, yet there it stood, empty.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Heat Dilemma

Would you like to play a game?

I bet you’ve done this one before. I start us off with a sentence. In the comments you continue the story.

Write a sentence. Write a paragraph. Write whatever you’re moved to write. Just make sure to continue the story as left off by the last commenter. And feel free to return later to see where the story has gone or to jump in and add to it some more.

Here we go…

It was the hottest day of the year so far. It was so hot it broke records. Nola wasn’t sure what to do.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Confusion is spreading!

Alicia's lost her internet for today, so I'll confess something...

Defenestration. Excellent word, easy to say -- but why would you need a word specifically for removing windows? Does it really happen that often? You'll see old brick buildings with a patch of younger bricks where they've obviously been defenestrated...

Oh, wait... throwing people out of windows. Not the most common thing either, but hey.

What words trip you up? Which ones do you feel a need to double-check every time you use them?

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Sticks and Stones

Two girls face each other across the foggy battle field.

With silent acknowledgment, they raise their sticks swords.

"En guarde!" The blood thirsty yell could be heard echoing across the barren field. A challenge!

The clash of weapons rings out, filling the air! The challenge is met! The battle has been joined!

The girls circle each other, their swords grasped double fisted. Beating each other until their writs are numb with shock and their shoulders are aching with strain.

Finally, the younger girl starts to weaken. The elder sees her chance and moves in for the kill.

She draws her sword high above her head and swings it around, sticking the death stroke.

"Touche!" She yells!

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My sisters and I used to play this game all the time. And I'm not sure how it started, but for the longest time, we thought that's what you were supposed to say when you 'struck' someone with a sword. Fencing style.

I can just see my mother laughing her ass off in the kitchen window now.

Because it would be hilarious watching kids poke each other with sticks of wood yelling, "TOUCHE!" At the top of our lungs.

Were there any fun word games you used to screw up as a kid?


Tuesday, May 21, 2013

I swear, Fantasy books make up words.

There's a huge drawback to reading a lot of fantasy.

First off. Try playing Words with Friends with some of the words In G.R.R. Martin's books. It breaks the game.

Secondly, you get used to reading 'fake' words and just rolling with it. Ascertaining the meaning by either the author telling you outright, or by clues in the text.

The drawback here is that when you come across a REAL word that you mistake as being fake and you make up a definition for it...you have nothing that will tell you that this is wrong.

One of the biggest Real Word Masquerading As Fake that I can remember is the word Penultimate.  

I know. Pretty standard, right? Except that in most of the fantasy books I read it was followed by some noun, or something pretty major and game changing.

"This was Thor's penultimate challenge before he was kicked out of Olympus for good!"

WHAT? Whoa! That's pretty heavy! And then some crazy challenge would happen... chaos would ensue. Stuff and crazyness...and Thor gets some woman pregnant (isn't that the story? or am I confusing my gods here?) And gets kicked off Olympus.

And then again in some choose your own adventure books...there was always a Penultimate Choice. Which at this point in the story, again, no matter which way you chose...Chaos and anarchy! Terror, terror, terror death and hell. Then... The End.

So in my brain this word came to mean Very Important.

Which is close. Sort of. But not really. And for most of my life, (right up until I saw it on my SAT's, and I almost said "What the Fuck?" out loud...) I really thought it was a made up fantasy word.

Have you ever made up a definition for a word and not realized your mistake until much later on in life?

 Preferably not when you're taking a placement exam for college...


Monday, May 20, 2013

Wherein my amazing knowledge of German Screws me over

Growing up, I was forced had the AMAZING opportunity to take Latin for four years.

It was A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Though I can say, without the least bit of sarcasm...that it did help with my ability to learn how to break words down to their roots, and thereby determine their meanings. It does NOT help with spelling. At all.

Just a side note.

In case you were wondering.

Anyway. The Latin teacher we had Also knew German (as well as 5 other languages...). This came into play because she would mutter to herself in German when she got especially upset. But it was this odd mix of English, German and I think Italian. (Not sure). But teaching 4 kids Latin couldn't have been very, um, fun. Shall we say. And one word she would mutter over and over was Schadenfreude. Which I thought was German. And I deduced the meaning of this word by putting my Amazing powers of Latin deduction and word-breaking-down skills to work *insert majestic heroic music here*...

Coming up with...!

Afraid of Shadows.

Obvi.

Which is how I used this word for YEARS. Because this is a pretty kick ass word. Granted I spelled it wrong as well. Because phonetically it's spelled shadenfroyda. But still. Kick ass word!

I remember very well when I found out I had this word wrong. Of course it was my older sister who told me...or rather Laughed hysterically in my face and said, "You dork dumbass! That's not what that means!"

"Well! If you're so smart...what does it mean then?"
"If you don't know I'm not going to tell you!"
"You don't know do you!"
"Do so!"
"Do not!"
"It means you enjoy other people's pain!"
"...huh?"
"Sigh..."

Which come to think of it...that whole conversation was pretty ironic...

I think I was 12 at the time. This concept meant nothing to me at the time.

Still. A Kick ass word. And a concept I use quite regularly in my characters.

Can you think of any examples of Schadenfreude in literature or popular fiction?

Oh, Alanis

I think I was in High School when Alanis Morissette's Song "Ironic" came out. And got immediately overplayed on the local radio station. To be honest I wasn't a HUGE Alanis fan to begin with, but hearing that song over and over and over. And over.

And over.

And OVER. Didn't help.

But what it DID do, or so I thought, was help me understand what Irony was.

False.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Irony is Not a Black fly in your Chardonnay. That's just gross. And shitty bad luck. Or rain on your wedding day is actually supposed to be good luck. Non-Smoking sign on your cigarette break COULD be argued as good luck as it's trying to save your life! But essentially, is just bad luck. As is just about EVERYTHING else in that song.

Bad luck is not irony.

And I was using that word wrong for YEARS, thanks to that bitch.

I can't remember the circumstance when I figured it out, but it was like a light-bulb going off.

Irony is many things and somewhat hard to explain. But first off it implies the opposite of what it actually states, generally used to explain something that is totally contrary. (A huge dog named "Tiny".)

It can be a statement made by one person to another that is exactly the opposite of what they wanted to convey.
"Her head is soft as concrete."
An identical twin saying "You're Ugly!" to his twin.

One of the most famous uses of Irony in literature was in Romeo and Juliet. The whole Death Scene....(Spoiler Alert...they both die...)

When Romeo returns to Verona and finds Juliet drugged. Thinking her dead he kills himself. She wakes up, finds him dead and kills herself with a knife.

Other Literary examples would be banned books that are constantly on the top 100 best seller list, like Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451.

Other examples:

~ Posting a video on Facebook about how boring and useless Facebook is.
~ Vegans wearing Leather
~ A Firehouse on Fire
~ A class on "Planning and Scheduling" getting cancelled due to poor planning.
~ "Stand By Your Man" was sung by Tammy Wynette who was married six times.
~ The dictionary entry for "Short" is really long.

So there you go!

Now that you have that song stuck in your head...

Can you think of any other examples of Irony?